|Posted on July 28 at 10:18 pm with 1 note||Reblog|
ugh, I’m going to bed, I’m stressed out, I’m tired and drained, gonna go to bed and hope tomorrow is better.
|Posted on July 28 at 10:14 pm with 479,833 notes||Reblog|
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
|Posted on July 28 at 10:14 pm with 518 notes||Reblog|
I thought Diana needed a little bit more color. Also because I think Wonder Woman without colors is a Xena wannabe. Hope this looks okay.
|Posted on July 28 at 9:18 pm with 166,209 notes||Reblog|
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
|Posted on July 28 at 9:17 pm with 57,775 notes||Reblog|
Stop saying that “sex is a basic human need”.
"Give it to me straight doc, is he gonna be okay?"
"No ma’am I’m sorry but we were too late…your son just couldn’t get some. There was nothing we could do."
*mother crumbles to the floor, curses the friendzone to the heavens. Doc lowers fedora over corpse’s eyes respectfully*
|Posted on July 28 at 9:05 pm with 47,065 notes||Reblog|
Reblogging again bc I’ve been watching it for awhile (for characterization purposes!) and I thought Widow was running a little, erm, poorly. But then I remembered her ankle got pinned under that beam when the Helicarrier was attacked and this AMAZING BITCH IS RUNNING ON A BROKEN ANKLE.
ain’t no broken limb gonna stop the truly fierce one
No but the amazing thing is that things like that often get forgotten about in filmmaking. Oh she’s got a broken ankle huh? Oh well, I’m sure the fans won’t notice. BUT WE NOTICED AND THEY ARE AMAZING AT DETAIL IN THIS MOVIE.
|Posted on July 28 at 9:02 pm with 79,713 notes||Reblog|
do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
Yes. And sometimes “no.This is far too much potential. I don’t want my boobs to outshine me.”
|Posted on July 28 at 9:01 pm with 2 notes||Reblog|
Me: I don’t want to take out a loan through this company, they charge up to 9.5 percent APR, I will NEVER be able to get out of debt.
Mom: Yes you will, you can do it in the projected 10 years, I know a kid who just graduated who has $100,000 in debt and is already paying it off.
Me: Well what does he do?!
Mom: he’s a doctor.
mom i am an art major i am not going to make anywhere near what a doctor does do not compare me to someone who is probably making twice what you do fresh out of school.
|Posted on July 28 at 8:38 pm with 33,198 notes||Reblog|
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
|Posted on July 28 at 8:33 pm with 11,640 notes||Reblog|
Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird.
|Posted on July 28 at 8:17 pm with 58,982 notes||Reblog|
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
|Posted on July 28 at 8:14 pm with 48,716 notes||Reblog|
The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.
|Posted on July 28 at 8:13 pm with 79,371 notes||Reblog|
I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense
"Who are they?" "What’s going on?" I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FILM AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, I DID NOT WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT.
|Posted on July 28 at 8:10 pm with 3 notes||Reblog|
Garak look like he is trying to fight with the cat and the dude (is he lucifer?) is unhappy. Em is unamused,colin is like “right on, the hammer is a hammer, amypoehler is like “this is some good stuff happening” and the last two are confused.
|Posted on July 28 at 7:59 pm with 1 note||Reblog|
okay, talk to you again tomorrow, i’ll be here, attempting to sleep in my own tears :’)